Nora (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} pukiban) wrote,@ 2008-08-24 15:13:00 |
|
Chronicles in the Life of Porn Goddess
As I walked down the stairs today, after I woke up to find all the little cousins, their parents, my half-brother Ben, and one of my little nieces over (oh, and now I hear a friend of the family up there, too), I noted the homemade wrapping paper Pock used to wrap the 'THE PORN GODDESS officially approves this for your virgin eyes' stamp she so kindly gave me, which I had apparently forgotten to take downstairs and was sitting conspicuously in the entranceway to the house.
It was, of course, covered in multi-colored penises.
*wins for today*
(PS. They've installed a switch to disconnect the battery in my car! So now when my car stops for no reason in probably the next few times I use it, I'll be able to easily turn the battery off and pretend that's why it isn't working! I think it'll give me a lot more of a sense of control over the situation.)
As I walked down the stairs today, after I woke up to find all the little cousins, their parents, my half-brother Ben, and one of my little nieces over (oh, and now I hear a friend of the family up there, too), I noted the homemade wrapping paper Pock used to wrap the 'THE PORN GODDESS officially approves this for your virgin eyes' stamp she so kindly gave me, which I had apparently forgotten to take downstairs and was sitting conspicuously in the entranceway to the house.
It was, of course, covered in multi-colored penises.
*wins for today*
(PS. They've installed a switch to disconnect the battery in my car! So now when my car stops for no reason in probably the next few times I use it, I'll be able to easily turn the battery off and pretend that's why it isn't working! I think it'll give me a lot more of a sense of control over the situation.)
